andois received a Christmas gift from his mom. it was addressed to both of us. inside were two ornaments - one with his name written on it, one with mine

for some reason, that means a lot to me

we still don’t have our christmas tree up.  this is the most un-christmas-like christmas i’ve ever had.  and the last four christmases in a row have been very unchristmaslike already

feels more like christmas than new years

brother gave me his second xbox 360 so i could play skyrim in the other room

of course the game doesn’t look as nice when we don’t have an hdtv cable for the xbox but i digress

that awkward moment when your friend talks about what she got for christmas and then asks you what you got…

… and you didn’t get anything

brother got skyrim for christmas from archie & family

YES YES THANK YOU

scene where dumbledore is lying dead on the ground and there's really emotional music and whatnot

• brother: i've always cried a little here at the part where bruce willis dies

• brother: that's harr-akin potterwalker
• girl: NO IT IS HARRY POTTER. I WOULD KNOW

we’re watching hp&thbp and my brother goes… “is this the scene where obi wan kenobi dies”

and then “oh that’s the one ring to rule them all”

hahahahhahahhaha omg we’re watching it with a ten year old girl and she doesn’t understand he’s joking and she’s getting so mad because none of us appear to “recognize” harry potter hahahahhhaa

• ten year old girl: it's harry potter
• brother: no it's lord of the rings
• girl: NO IT'S HARRY POTTER
• brother: no that's gandalf
• me: oh no that right there is edward. you're getting it mixed up with twilight
• Archie: and that's frodo there
• girl: oh yeah well what's this girl's name, then?
• me: uh duh it's lois lane...
• brother: and that's clark kent...
• girl: OH YEAH WELL EXPLAIN TO ME WHY CLARK KENT'S APARTMENT IS SO BIG AND CROWDED
• me: obviously because he's rich... and a hoarder...
• brother: he's batman
• girl: THIS MOVIE IS HARRY POTTER THE TV SAID SO!!!!!
• me: um no it's lord of the super bat rings
• brother: I thought twilight was in it too
• brother: ... so twilord it is, then

and clearly i’m a moron because i just ate a drumstick ice cream cone. 200 calories.

also my heart kinda stops every single time i see the ending where the neighbor reunites with his family

“maybe he committed suicide”

this ten year old is so fucking annoying and she won’t stop saying dumb things about home alone.

quit it with your comments about the movie. just sit down, shut up, and watch it.

this ten year old girl is sitting next to me and she’s playing some game on an iPhone and it’s so loud and the background music is obnoxious and i can’t hear the movie now and this is why i don’t like kids

she’s the niece of my mom’s best friend

and i kinda wish she would stop playing the stupid game

i’m watching home alone and i love it so much