Showing posts tagged with “hahahaha i love my brother”

  • ten year old girl: it's harry potter
  • brother: no it's lord of the rings
  • girl: NO IT'S HARRY POTTER
  • brother: no that's gandalf
  • me: oh no that right there is edward. you're getting it mixed up with twilight
  • Archie: and that's frodo there
  • girl: oh yeah well what's this girl's name, then?
  • me: uh duh it's lois lane...
  • brother: and that's clark kent...
  • girl: OH YEAH WELL EXPLAIN TO ME WHY CLARK KENT'S APARTMENT IS SO BIG AND CROWDED
  • me: obviously because he's rich... and a hoarder...
  • brother: he's batman
  • girl: THIS MOVIE IS HARRY POTTER THE TV SAID SO!!!!!
  • me: um no it's lord of the super bat rings
  • brother: I thought twilight was in it too
  • brother: ... so twilord it is, then