- brother: thou shalt not pass
- archie: thou shalt not pass go
- archie: thou shalt not collect $200
Showing posts tagged with “lord of the rings”
scene where dumbledore conjures fire to fight off the inferi
- me: look it's gandalf
- me: YOU SHALL NOT PASS
- brother: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY
- archie: that's from monty python right?
- brother: yup
- archie: right and that's the part where the black knight would not allow them to pass
we’re watching hp&thbp and my brother goes… “is this the scene where obi wan kenobi dies”
and then “oh that’s the one ring to rule them all”
hahahahhahahhaha omg we’re watching it with a ten year old girl and she doesn’t understand he’s joking and she’s getting so mad because none of us appear to “recognize” harry potter hahahahhhaa
- ten year old girl: it's harry potter
- brother: no it's lord of the rings
- girl: NO IT'S HARRY POTTER
- brother: no that's gandalf
- me: oh no that right there is edward. you're getting it mixed up with twilight
- Archie: and that's frodo there
- girl: oh yeah well what's this girl's name, then?
- me: uh duh it's lois lane...
- brother: and that's clark kent...
- girl: OH YEAH WELL EXPLAIN TO ME WHY CLARK KENT'S APARTMENT IS SO BIG AND CROWDED
- me: obviously because he's rich... and a hoarder...
- brother: he's batman
- girl: THIS MOVIE IS HARRY POTTER THE TV SAID SO!!!!!
- me: um no it's lord of the super bat rings
- brother: I thought twilight was in it too
- brother: ... so twilord it is, then